I don’t know exactly when it happened. My husband will tell you I’ve always been crooked or that it’s because I was born in West Virginia.
I was walking on the treadmill this morning (yay for me doing exercise!), and I looked down at my feet. My left foot was pointing straight along the treadmill as I was walking, but my right foot was crooked! My toes pointed out! I tried to correct it but it felt funny to try and walk with both feet pointing straight — not to mention I almost lost my balance on the treadmill. That would not have been a pretty site!
Is there something quirky about your body? Do you love it? hate it? ignore it? live with it? Let me know in the comments!
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one foot is bigger than the other…. and i think my nose is crooked because my glasses don’t sit straight on my face…
oh i could go on and on… but I’m perfect in God’s eyes and that’s all that matters, right?
love ya.. even with your crooked feet!!!
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Your foot is crooked??? Must have happened after you were married. You were perfect when we gave you to Howard.
Maybe that’s why you can’t run.
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Perfect???? A crooked foot? I want a refund! There must be some kind of lemon law for wives in North Carolina. Especially if they came from West Virginia
Actually I’m quite happy with Lisa – after all she is God’s perfect gift to me. Love you lots dear.
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Love ya too Heather — and it’s probably not your nose that’s crooked — it’s your ears. One of my ears is higher than the other and it makes my glasses sit funny too!
Thanks Mom! I knew there was a perfectly good excuse to blame Howard for!! I still don’t know if it’s why I can’t run — I’ll have to work on that on the treadmill! I love ya! Thanks for sticking up for me
Yes, dear, “Lisa’s Better Half” — I’ll never let you forget that I am God’s perfect gift to you — just like you’ll never let me forget that you are God’s perfect gift to me. I am glad you love me even though I have a crooked right foot and various other quirky things
Love you lots!
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Reminder, there was only ever one Perfect person, Jesus. Everyone else is crooked.
So, maybe God wanted your foot crooked. It could be a testimony somewhere in your life…
Howard, I shudder to think that you had anything to do with her crookedness. I’ve had many a conversations with Lisa, my bet is she was crooked long before you came along.
- D
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